You can be an amateur and have a passion for something, but it takes a long time to actually become a professional, meaning that you can handle any situation.

The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides, a human being is a much better guide than a 'More Like This' link on the internet.

So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, 'The good outnumber you, and we always will.'

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.

Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

You have to be ruthless with yourself, in terms of being honest about what is working and what is not.

Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.

I hate all sidekicks.

I identify myself as a stand-up first. Even though lately there's been an explosion of acting on my schedule.

If you wear a big smile on your face and a really nice shoes on your feet, chances are that most people will like you.

It's not the gifts you don't have that hold you back as much as the gifts you do have that you don't use.

I think a lot of people think that my parents' deaths is why I write such sad songs, but that's not true. Those songs may just be the woman I am.

Oh, I can't describe my home. It is home, and I can't put its charm into words

I don't smoke because I like to do so, but because it makes me pay cigarette taxes, which helps build roads and water supplies.

Trayvon Martin did not need to die.

But in some great souls, who consider themselves as citizens of the world, and forcing the imaginary barriers that separate people from people.

I like to incorporate all different elements into my music.

The PSP will not be able to display anything that you cannot do on a current system.

We need goals when the scoreline is zero zero