You can be an expert on anything if you just use logic.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

You cannot reach space without overcoming the attraction of gravity.

I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then gettin' upset 'cos they act like people.

Live deep instead of fast.

Show me the heroes that the youth of your country look up to, and I will tell you the future of your country.

He looks at one of the pictures for a long time. Then he looks at me. "I'll keep you up here." He taps his temple. "Where you can't get lost.

Many people [still] believe that at the time of your death, 1,000 Buddhas show up and welcome you into the paradise state.

If it's meant to be for you, it's going to happen.

And what more should I say since it expels the whole host of the virtues from the chamber of the human heart and introduces every barbarous vice as if the bolts of the doors were pulled out.

We stole a box of honey jars one time and went out in the woods and took care of the whole box. I don't think I touched honey again for 20 years. I never wanted to see honey again.

The scientific discovery appears first as the hypothesis of an analogy; and science tends to become independent of the hypothesis.