You can be guaranteed a story on the presidential campaign is gonna lampoon the Republican candidate in every one of those news agencies.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Politics is shit

So childhood too feels good at first, before one happens to notice the terrible sameness, age after age.

June 2005 is the five year anniversary of the debut of Battle Pope.

The church lives on the fact that modern research about Jesus is not known amongst the public.

Acting time is like flight time: You can work on a simulator, you can rehearse, but unless you're really in front of the camera or on a stage - that's when you really learn how to work it.

I have removed a lot of negative influence in my life and try to surround myself with positive people. I have a much more simple life than the old days.

I've grown up with my audience; they're my age or older. Not a lot of kids are coming to see me.

I've never believed it's really so important that you conform to the ways of the system in order to beat the system. I think that the system follows a great deal.

Weak points or holes in the opponent's position must be occupied by pieces not Pawns

I want your mind. Your strength. I want to be worth your time.