You can be happy with someone who likes you despite your faults - until you meet someone who likes your faults.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.

I couldn't see anything beyond this. Beyond her. Beyond us. (Blaine)

When I wake up on a Sunday morning with a slight hangover, in the gym with no makeup on, that's who Natalie Dormer really is. The girl next door who gets a spot on her forehead occasionally.

To get greater than 100% return on a growth step, give up defensiveness. Defensiveness stifles performance, and destroys relationships.

Dynamism is a function of change.

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger

My mother, I want her to like my music, but she's not exactly my target audience. So I care more about the fans in general, just making sure they enjoy what I do.

I woke with a start. At first I assumed I'd trumped myself awake again.

Grossing Out dealt with the western nations selling arms to the Third World and exploiting these countries.

Do you recognise me?" he asked. Willie looked hard and considered before finally replying "Lie down so I can recognise you.