You can be in London at 10 o'clock and in New York at 10 o'clock. I have never found another way of being in two places at once.

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

Love is staying up all night with a sick child - or a healthy adult.

He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.

Being upbeat is the key to life.

He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable.

Diplomacy, n. is the art of letting somebody else have your way.

British business is disappointed that the MPC felt unable to act more boldly to counter the worsening economic circumstances and the sharp slowdown in the pace of economic activity,.

When a man is tired of New York he is tired of work. And thought. And cheesecake.

Good people who are always silent for bad people to gain freedom and do their worsts are the most dangerous wastes the world ever has.

What you keep for yourself, you lose. What you give away, you keep forever

My father always said: 'If you want to know someone, live together on a boat.'

Activists can get very preachy about things. It's more about understanding people's own experiences and tapping into them.

If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney.

The human mind is like Van Halen. If you just pull out one piece and keep replacing it, it just degenerates.

I am mostly a pretty worried person. In conversations, I am always worried about what to say.

When I was in prison, a Colombian drug lord, offered me $5 million in cash to manipulate a computer system so that he would be released. I turned him down.

Physics is the only profession in which prophecy is not only accurate but routine.