You can bet everything will come to an end. It's going to be ugly and it's going to be a mess, and it's going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

That's what this country needs -- more books!

Life is an adventure I am enjoying creating.

I dressed to their murmurs in the other room, their voices soft but strained, and I wondered if men ever talked like this, if their sorrows ever spilled into these secret cadences.

Complaining about a problem without posing a solution is called whining.

Results! Why man I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.

Can our Society meet the Challenge of a Technological Future?

Everyone got older but forgot to grow up.

It is the duty of all nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God.

To educate girls is to reduce poverty.

I don't mind being called snobbish, a pain and a social climber, but being called unkind really hurts.