You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Enjoy the ecstasy of daily dance.

Happiness is the fragrance, not the fruit of an action.

When you begin to run after miracles, Jesus feels insulted.

The ideal is to feel at home anywhere, everywhere.

Enforcement is the long overdue step to protect our Nation from external threats in a time of war. And then once we do that, we can effectively discuss a guest worker program.

Nobody knows who said it first, but somebody must have: 'Kid's gotta be a maniac.

You have to raise $100 million, probably, to be serious.

We are all mortals, and each is for himself.

I think if I learned anything in graduate school, it was to not drool around other actors who would normally make you drool.

I think that most manufacturing and mining should be under the purview of state authorities.