You can change your spouse, your friends but never your club.

People believe what they want to believe. You have to run your race and be proud of the person you see in the mirror.

Gratitude is the attitude. That's the thing.

If I had Sirius FM and fire-breathing in a giant puppy dragon, I'd be golden.

If something is nice about you, usually one or two people will tell you. If something is foul about you, everyone will tell you.

I thought maybe I would be everyone's favorite dude-food friend.

I do feel that, generally, people will see me and go, "He knows where the good food is," which is an awesome correlative. It's an awesome simplification.

If it's a question about stuff that matters to you personally, like favorite food, favorite piece of knowledge, favorite animal, it's hard not to have an opinion and want to quantify things.

The first one that I went to with my friends was with my buddy Michael - and we actually cut class to get tickets - was INXS at the Garden.

Man V. Food is the highest-rated show in the Travel Channel's history, so clearly there's going to be a correlation.

Shaq is Shaq. I did an episode of The Soup with Shaq, and he shook my hand, and I felt like I was a Ken doll, like I had no hand.

I could not help it: the restlessness was in my nature

A pregnant pause with enough gestation can give birth to a well formed idea.

Love the hair. Love when it’s out of control. It’s like seeing a side of you that needs to come out more often.

Whether elected or appointed, public officials serve those who put and keep them in office. We cannot depend upon them to fight our battles.

All isolation is wrong so say the herd. And long didst thou belong to the herd.

Drawing Lavi’s smile eases me precisely because he has such a sad fate.

I feel responsible to know what I'm talking about and to actually express myself the way I choose. We have to put those messages on a global platform period. That, to me, is inspiring.

Let a hundred flowers bloom.

The greatest business people I've met are determined to get it right no matter what the cost.

Each dog barks in his own yard!