You can count on Errol Flynn, he'll always let you down.

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.

Watching too much TV can triple our hunger for more possessions, while reducing our personal contentment by about 5 percent for every hour a day we watch.

A philosopher once noted that people long for immortality but run out of things to do on a rainy afternoon.

Dreams don't have an expiration date.

Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship.

Stardom is like making love in a hammock - a happy experience but one of uncertain duration.

Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?

I've taken up the Bible again, somewhat in the spirit of W.C. Fields - looking for loopholes.

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.

Never live in fear or regret, live in lessons learned that make you better and keep going forward

To change yourself, never forget to challenge yourself.

True honor does not crave recognition, as true wisdom craves not publicity. The great heroes and the great men of wisdom walk silently through the bypaths of mankind.

If I might be the means of saving one soul I should prefer it to all the riches and honor in the world

Of course, I would like to play the guy next door, but nobody's going to hire me for that kind of role.

Forever is made up of nows.

Salvation is all about the grace of God. There is absolutely nothing that you can do to save yourself or earn God's favor.

The Creator, if He exists, has a special preference for beetles.

True fans stick behind bands through thick and thin and we've been lucky enough to have some amazing fans.

... the moral equal of our Founding Fathers.