You can destroy those who speak the truth, but you cannot destroy the truth itself

If the road is easy, you're likely going the wrong way.

The Wizard's First Rule: People are stupid; given proper motivation almost anyone will believe almost anything.

Knowledge is a weapon. I intend to be formidably armed.

We reap a reward merely in the act of helping others. We never know how, or if, that reward will come back to us. Helping is the reward; none other is needed nor better.

Once you place that crown of liar on your head, you can take it off again, but it leaves a stain for all time.

Charity, if you have the means, is a personal choice, but charity which is expected or compelled is simply a polite word for slavery.

Knowing when to fight is just as important as knowing how.

When the whole world is crazy, it doesn't pay to be sane.

Fate occasionally touches us all in ways we don't always understand.

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds.

The sane are madder than we think, the mad saner.

In all known time there has never been a greater monster or miracle than the human being.

If anybody needs me, I'm in my room being embalmed.

I do love the young adult novels as a form and genre, because it has a purity of intention and heart.

All relationships have the same basic components: people, needs, and expectations.

I came to hate the complainers, with their dry and crumbly lipsticks and their wrinkled rage and their stupid, flaccid, old-people sun hats with brims the breadth of Saturn's rings.

Granny Weatherwax was firmly against fiction. Life was hard enough without lies floating around and changing the way people thought.

To each is given a certain inward talent, a certain outward environment or fortune; to each by wisest combination of these two, a certain maximum capacity.

Up and down, up and down I will lead them up and down I am feared in field in town Goblin, lead them up and down