You can do good work simply staying up all night and eating nothing but junk food, but probably not in the long term.

The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it like Delta Airlines

I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.

Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken

I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.

I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment.

If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’t even say one of them [the n-word], that’s the worse word.

All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.

I plan to join the 'SNL' band as a maraca player and stand behind saxophonist Lenny Pickett. That way they will at least cut to me before commercial breaks. I'll be sure to look right into camera.

I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion.

Victims are members of society whose problems represent the memory of suffering, rage, and pain in a world that longs to forget.

It's always darkest before you're blinded by the light

When an influencing idea comes to life, people cannot exactly predict all its inevitable consequences.

I don't want to be romantic, but one of the most important things is to have happy buildings... it's like having a family with a lot of children.

I'm always looking for new ways to spread my creative wings.

The easiest way to maintain happiness is to lower your expectations of other people and raise them of yourself!

People who invariably put themselves first will find that others tend to put them last.

I do not like candy. I do not like knocking on strangers' doors. I do not like having to deal with the candy disaster that is Halloween. I resent it.

When you read God's Word, you must constantly be saying to yourself, "It is talking to me, and about me".

Avarice is the most oppose of all characters to that of God Almighty, whose alone it is to give and not receive.