You can either be a con or a man—you can’t be both.

All of your quotes are getting on my nerves.

Real love is fighting like hell to hold on to every moment you have with her. It’s making a life together and making it work no matter what happens.

Justice is restoring order, not furthering chaos.

From time to time historians need to be shocked.

Any shlub can pick up a girl at a bar. Want a challenge? Try keeping a beautiful woman happy for ten years running.

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small steps.

We have forty-four defenses for him, but he has forty-five ways to score.

My family never missed a visit in eight months, ever. I cried coming out. I didn't cry coming in. There's a big difference. I believe that God put me there for a reason, Incarceration is serious

Pause and remember - Nothing lasts forever. Better days are coming, but they will come faster with faith.

Bards of Passion and of Mirth, Ye have left your souls on earth! Have ye souls in heaven too, Double-lived in regions new?

I do consider myself to be something of a pretentious wanker.

My poetry definitely comes out of a female body.

There are a few things that can be done only by experiencing them. Love is one of them. There is no way to learn it; you have to do it. And by trial and error one learns.

We must go through a natural revolution if we are to survive on earth. We need to change people's perceptions. If there's no environment, there's no human race. We are in a state of global denial.

No married man's ever made up his mind until he's heard what his wife has got to say about it.