You can either just have fun with the joke or you can have fun with the joke and think about the implication of it. It's totally up to the listener.

We're all just memories of our future selves.

Feel not as though it is a sphere we live on. Rather, an infinite plane which has the illusion of leading yourself back to the point of origin.

If you pay attention to the world, it’s an amazing place. If you don’t, it’s whatever you think it is.

I wear the same pants, same shirt and same shoes every day. I learned it from the greats, like Einstein. It's a uniform essentially.

Religion can only dream to do what science and art does every day.

Just remember, everything you are is.

When in doubt, zoom out.

It's creating things that make enough money to create resources to generate new technologies to have those technologies to generate more resources so I can make more things happen.

Common knowledge, but important nonetheless

The biggest fear that I have is settling into too many set behavior patterns, where I feel like I'm no longer exploring possibilities anymore.

...much of modern military tactics is geared toward maneuvering the enemy into a position where they can essentially be massacred from safety. (pg. 140)

The Earth created magic to protect the magic that is the Earth.

Some racists still reject the plain testimony written in the DNA that all the races are not only human but nearly indistinguishable. . . .

Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches.

I don't feel qualified to be president either, but I've got the job.

Better to assume the worst and be wrong than assume the best and be wrong.

You and I, we'll be together 'til the six is nine.

You have a little bit of feeling for everyone you play.

There's no such thing as an animal too big too kill, AND we're cornered by such animals every day.

The expression to write something down suggests a descent of thought to the fingers whose movements immediately falsify it.