You can fake intelligence, but you can't fake wit.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

You don't know, oh, ohYou don't know you're beautiful.

The truth is we're all dying, the lie is we're all living.

Laugh, enjoy and pleasure make you live more.

Everybody can be desirable if they take care of themselves.

Being in touch with the natural world is crucial.

The simple act of commitment is a powerful magnet for help.

Let Jesus preach to you, and and let Jesus heal you. We are all wounded. Everyone.

Lord, with so much violence in Iraq, may we persevere in our prayer and generosity.

I want to be labeled 'a human who loves humans.'

Stick me in a confessional and ask the question: Sir, if you had the authority, would you forbid smoking in America? You'd get a solemn and contrite, Yes.