You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

After crosses and losses men grow humbler and wiser.

The worst vice of the solitary is the worship of his food.

The Best Thoughts are often those which are spoken without giving any thoughts.

I believe there is a theory that men and women emerge finer and stronger after suffering, an that to advance in this or any world we must endure ordeal by fire." (From Rebecca)

Everybody who does anything at all does too much.

I love men who have a lot going on in their lives, like I do.

He is covered by the heavens who has no sepulchral urn.

I and you and everyone else has to be a political activist.

What is deservedly suffered must be borne with calmness, but when the pain is unmerited, the grief is resistless.

Not only is the self entwined in society; it owes society its existence in the most literal sense.