You can get all A's and still flunk life.

Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are.

There's sometimes a weird benefit to having an alcoholic, violent father. He really motivated me in that I never wanted to be anything like him.

A film that aims low should not be praised for hitting that target.

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked.

Growing up, I knew you were supposed to have a profession - and something better than being a shopkeeper, which is what my parents were.

The person who goes to the Troma movie knows that he or she may love the Troma movie or, he or she may hate the Troma movie; but the movie goer knows that he or she will never forget the Troma movie.

I mean I certainly like when I'm like talking to people I'm like what did you think, what did you think, what did you think? You know that's always in the back of my head.

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.

Reputation is an idle and most false imposition; oft got without merit, and lost without deserving.

Frederick Nietzsche was important to me, in teaching that it's okay to strive to improve the human being.