You can get more with a simple prayer and a Thompson sub-machinegun than you can with a simple prayer alone.

We're having too good a time today. We ain't thinking about tomorrow.

Never trust a woman or an automatic weapon.

I don't drink much and I smoke very little. I guess my only bad habit is robbing banks. Now you see, fellas, I ain't such a bad guy at heart.

My buddies wanted to be firemen, farmers or policemen, something like that. Not me, I just wanted to steal people's money!

A jail is just like a nutshell with a worm in it, the worm will always get out.

All my life I wanted to be a bank robber. Carry a gun and wear a mask. Now that it's happened I guess I'm just about the best bank robber they ever had. And I sure am happy.

I rob banks for a living. What do you do?

Before you rob your first bank, knock off a couple of gas stations.

Lie down on the floor and keep calm.

It's not the way I wanted to spend eternity with the man I love, but it will have to do. At least we are together.

Each day is a new opportunity to make ourselves better. Don't wait for things to change, become the change.

Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we'd give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: They'd reveal their majestic ways

China is eating our lunch because they don't partake in all of the rules and regulations that we do.

Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why.

Come with me somewhere. Please. I've been waiting eight months to talk to you

The more one learns, the more he understands his ignorance.

I don't want people to pigeonhole me.

A field of clay touched by the genius of man becomes a castle.

My dad told me this: You get out of it what you put into it. If you put in effort and log your time, you'll get the results.