You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

...it is precisely because the world appears to us to be multiple, ambiguous, and paradoxical, that we must strive to speak and write clearly.

Some team members act as adhesives to unite the team.

Low and behold what comes of reading too many romance novels.

I knew that my husband was a song that I had forgotten the words to and I was a fuzzy photograph of someone he used to love.

It isn't working that's so hard, it's getting ready to work.

Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.

The noble caste was in the beginning always the barbarian caste: their superiority lay, not in their physical strength, but primarily in their psychical - they were more complete human beings.

Every faith has its story; every faith has its roots.

Life is a combination of destiny and free will. Rain is destiny; whether you get wet or not is free will!

It was courage, faith, endurance and a dogged determination to surmount all obstacles that built this bridge.