You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge. Only Fools despise wisdom and discipline." Proverbs 1:7 NLT

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go.

I am an atheist, but as far as blowing up the world in a nuclear war goes, I tell them not to worry.

Maybe I naively subscribed to the foolish notion that my love could save him. Whatever the reason, I entered the room and sank to the carpet beside that sad and broken boy.

I do explicitly see Jewish people as a people - not either a religion or an ethnicity but a people.

I'm Jewish. That's all. So I am in exile all the time. Wherever we go, we are in exile. Even in Israel, we are in exile.

I was one of the first three black students to go to an all-white school in Tennessee.

The constant fear of a performer is to become what is reflected back at you.

So this was fame at last! Nothing but a vast debt to be paid to the world in energy, blood, and time.

Wrong turns are as important as right turns. More important, sometimes.