You can have rules at home that are different from the rest of the world's as long as you're not hurting anyone.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

Her heart was revealed in a slip, as our hearts always are.

As for what you're calling hard luck - well we made New England out of it. That and codfish.

I like playing frisbee. It is the only sport where you can throw something at a person and it's okay.

Curiously enough, while very small people have a never-failing sense of their own importance, very great ones are often easily disheartened and put out of conceit with themselves.

As the bee collects nectar and departs without injuring the flower, or its color or fragrance, so let the sage dwell on earth.

It's not easy to make friends when you're an adult writer outside of academia, especially when you work alone in a little room for twelve hours a day, and so I wrote toward what I most longed for.

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come.

The greatest explorer of recent decades is not even human.

Healing does not mean going back to the way things were before, but rather allowing what is now to move us closer to God.

After all, the supreme virtue in all art is soul, perhaps it is the only thing which gives art a right to be.