You can invent things like automatic popcorn poppers. You can invent things like steam-powered window washers. But you can’t invent more time.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

I try to pray everyday or every night to thank my Personal Lord for all that he has given me, all that he is giving me, and all that he will give me.

A beautiful person is someone who stays true to themselves and their spirit someone who is self-confident and can make you smile.

Next to music beer was best.

That moment when the person actually dictates the way I do the portrait is when the intimacy arrives.

You volunteering to play Big Gulp? ~Wraith

Those that walk with fear will always be too busy hiding.

Cunning differs from wisdom as twilight from open day.

There is more than one good way to drown.

The Christian church does not need more popular preaching, but more unpopular preaching.

Hell is paved with good samaritans.