You can just keep getting it worse until you have to pull back and let the audience breathe. But yeah, I really love digging.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

He hung up on her. She'd just been hung up on by a disembodied brain in a jar. Fantastic.

To his surprise he...discovered that it was possible to be good at what you had little interest in, just as it had been possible to be bad at something…that you cared about a great deal.

What is a staircase, but a corridor improved by elevation?

Usually, when you're working is when people want you to work. They don't want you as much when you're not working. That's the frustrating nature of our business.

Loving somebody is the beginning of everything.

Chemistry is a gibberish of Latin and German; but in Leibig's hands it becomes a powerful language.

Hula is the language of the heart, therefore, the heartbeat of the Hawai'ian people.

I read whatever is put in front of me. I gobble up books.

To have meaning, our lives require both passion and purpose. A life without passion is like a furnace without fuel, and without purpose, like a ship without a rudder.

If the money's right, I'll do a film.