You can make your superhero a psychopath, you can draw gut-splattering violence, and you can call it a "graphic novel, " but comic books are still incredibly stupid.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Long-term goals provide focus, but inspiration comes from the accomplishment of short-term goals.

And if you don't find what you're looking for?"At Roy's question Addie looked up."Then all I've lost is time.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

I get all these loser preps coming up to me asking for autographs and all this crap, and I really want to tell them, 'My music is not for people like you!

The government cannot do everything all at once. It can't wave a magic wand and meet everyone's demands simultaneously.

It is true that some of my fiction was based on actual events. But the events took place after the fiction was written.

I feel overwhelmingly grateful to them, but I don't know what to do with their invisible gifts.

Jesus can heal anything, anywhere, anytime, and anybody. All you have to do is put your faith in Him.

I don't collect anymore. Everything is so terribly expensive. I don't see anything I like anyhow.

I love being able to escape my past, even though my past was great.