You can never be too paranoid.

Don't think of it as wrinkles. Think of ot as relaxed-fit skin.

What women look for in a man: Breathing, IQ over 80, weight under 550 pounds, fewer than six ex-wives. What men look for in a woman: Pia Zadora as she was ten years ago.

A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence

Absent or dead, still let a friend be dear.

There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM, and ITT, and AT&T, and DuPont, Dow, Union Carbide, and Exxon. Those are the nations of the world today.

Deep down I'm a very shallow person.

When there's trouble I don't like running, but I'm afraid I got more in common with who I was, than who I am becoming

Your own Fear is the greatest obstacle you will ever face on your journey. Let your Faith be bigger than your Fear.

Everyone's always telling you to be humble. When was the last time someone told you to be great?

Whoever you are, or want to be, you may not be interested in politics, but politics is interested in you.

I think every time you take on a new role, you're trying to help find that voice and you add your own bits and pieces along the way but with Noah [Baumbach] it's already done.

Boldness makes even the smallest animal dangerous

Life is all about learning and one of the most memorable ways of learning something is by messing up.