You can never have too many friends.

Learning is a gift, even if pain is the teacher

Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprise at the large number that re-enlist.

I'm a 'bleeding-heart liberal,' one of those card-carrying Democrats that Rush Limbaugh thinks is a communist. And I'm proud of it.

Too many actors have run for office. There's one difference between me and them: I know I'm not qualified.

With the exception of my wife and children, there's nothing I value more than my Oklahoma heritage.

The only reason I'm an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer's office.

In my opinion, Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn't qualified to be governor of California.

I saw my wife at a pool, flipped over her, and 14 days later we were married.

We know what the surface of the moon is better than we know what the surface of the sea floor is.

Acting is just common sense. It isn't hard if you put yourself aside and just do what the writer wrote.

All children should be taught to unconditionally accept, approve, admire, appreciate, forgive, trust, and ultimately, love their own person.

Never ask while you are doing it if what you are doing is fun. Don't introduce even your most reliably witty acquaintance as someone who will set the table on a roar.

An exhausted parent can’t provide the best care, although occasionally, we have all had to do so.

Growing up in eastern Kentucky like I did, I'm used to having a few guns around to protect me.

Alright, you'll get your bonus, buy play nice with her. Keep your sarcasm to a minimum. (Kyrian) Yes, O Great Lord and Master. Be nice to woman, keep mouth shut. (Nick)

I am learning. I'm a slow learner. I repeat myself three times, relationship wise.

It is impossible to be a mathematician without being a poet in soul.

First problem. To produce wealth. Second problem. To distribute it.

Almost all Europe, for many centuries, was inundated with blood, which was shed at the direct instigation or with the full approval of the ecclesiastical authorities.