You can never have too much, butter.

If there's a sexier sound on this planet than the person you're in love with cooing over the crepes you made for him, I don't know what it is.

There are times with your friends when you just have to put their whole mess out of your mind for a while.

Doors are going to open-doors you can't even imagine exist.

The nice thing about having a friend who is crazier than you are is that she bolsters your belief in your own sanity.

Maybe I needed to make like a potato, winnow myself down, be part of something that was not easy, just simple.

The road to hell is paved with leeks and potatoes

I got my undergrad in Creative Writing, and then I didn't get my Masters in obsession, because I figured I already had that covered.

So the end may be a long time coming, but that doesn't mean it doesn't have a way of sneaking up on you.

It's sad, but a relief as well, to know that two things so closely bound together can separate with so little violence.

Nowadays anyone with a crap laptop and an Internet connection can sound their barbaric yawp, whatever it may be.

Hope is expectant longing.

If you believe in existence, you will refuse to be a hero!

Dimples crinkle up the skin near his lips. I will not look at his lips. How can he never have used those? That’s a crime against humanity right there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

I love the fact that fashion always changes, and I hate the fact that it always changes.

We humans fear the beast within the wolf because we do not understand the beast within ourselves.

Okay, Barrons, it's time." "I am not helping you shave your legs." he said instantly. "Oh please. As if I'd let you.

When I fight someone, I want to break his will. I want to take his manhood. I want to rip out his heart and show it to him.

A day spent praising the earth and lamenting man's pollutionist history makes you feel like a superior, sensitive soul.

If your repentance has not changed your life, you need to repent of your repentance.