You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

Democrats should be focused on which way we can help the most people in this country, and Republicans should be focused on how to do that in the most fiscally responsible manner possible.

To care about your outward appearance is important, but what’s more important is to have a beautiful soul.

Peace is the highest religion. Peace is the glory of humanity.

If two people who love each other Ares soul mates, then there will always be a empty hole in my soul waiting for you..

Saying of the ProphetInk and BloodThe ink of the learned is holier than the blood of the martyr.

Many people think that the Bible is the authentic word of God and they worship the Bible, making it an idol.

The more rhymethere isin poetry the more dangerof its tricking the writer into something other than the urge in the beginning.

Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who.

A language that doesn't have everything is actually easier to program in than some that do

Manners are a sensitive awareness of the feelings of others.

Many people are benefiting beings, but from a dharma point of view, if you are a dharma practitioner, then the first priority is to get yourself together.