You can only do two things with your life: give it away or throw it away.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

You can't fix stupid.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!

Most businesses would profit greatly from just applying Change Management 101 well.

Must a government of necessity be too strong for the liberties of its people or too weak to maintain its own existence?

I get angry at myself for staying in relationships way too long.

It looks like I'm this huge shark going in for the kill... I don't know what I was thinking.

Give me by all means the shorter and nobler life, instead of one that is longer but of less account!

If one has really technically penetrated a subject, things that previously seemed in complete contrast, might be purely mathematical transformations of each other.

Probably we never fully credit the interdependence of wild creatures, and their cognizance of the affairs of their own kind.

Our capacity to make peace with another person and with the world depends very much on our capacity to make peace with ourselves.

Another person's life, observed from the outside, always has a shape and definition that one's own life lacks.