You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!

I think any man over 250 pounds rollerblading is instant hilarity. There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.

I like to do 'Garfield Mondays': lasagna and napping in a box.

I don't have any delusions. I don't think I would make it through Navy SEAL training.

If you wait for things to be perfect you'll just miss out on life.

As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it's hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role.

Being in good physical shape is the best way to combat depression. You just have endorphins running around your body. It is the best anti-depressive that there is.

Just be comfortable with who you are.

It's really nice to have someone who's intelligent and articulate to talk to about what you're doing, because it's a big part of who we are.

I have a lot of plants and fish and a pet lizard and Venus flytraps. I have a whole ecosystem in my room, like a running waterfall and different lights and sensors set on digital timers.

I have some weird habits. For instance, I love beets. Show me a salad bar and I will clean them out of their beets.

What is human in me is not what is best in me. What is human in me is that I desire, and to obtain what I desire, I believe I would crush anything that stood in my way.

It's only a story, isn't it?"... "Who's to say what's only a story and what's truth disguised as a story?

I tell my retreat students that they need to remember two things: to eat what they want when they're hungry and to feel what they feel when they're not.

If the truth is told how I want to be remembered... as someone who cared. Someone who worked really hard and someone who didn't sit around.

I'd love to see that rat nose smashed!

Modesty is to merit, what shade is to figures in a picture; it gives it strength and makes it stand out.

I think shorter books are going to become more and more of the trend. So I don't think you have to write big, big, long books.

Teach the children that Africans are not one iota inferior to Europeans.

Conventional wisdom holds that setting a timetable for getting American troops out of Iraq would be a mistake.

The thing about movies is if somebody has an idea that works, it's in, and I say that as a screenwriter as well as a director.