You can pretend to be serious but you can't pretend to be witty.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Even the most respectable woman has a complete set of clothes in her wardrobe ready for a possible abduction.

Two things make the women unforgettable, their tears and their perfume

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.

I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all one must start somewhere.

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.

Being a Parisian is not about being born in Paris, it is about being reborn there.

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

What you reject today, you could accept tomorrow. And what you accept today, you could reject tomorrow. Never say never unless you can predict the future.

Life Is Just Understanding, people Just Running but why they Run? They don't know

Men are convinced of your arguments, your sincerity, and the seriousness of your efforts only by your death.

Allah knows exactly what to give you to help you return to Him. The events in your life are purposeful, appropriate & non-random.

The things that divide us are stronger than the things that unite us.

I can't tell stories to save my life. I like to have fun, and I go out and have a lot of fun. But I'm not really an entertainer that way. I'm much more shy.

When I was small I didn't really know what i was doing. I just sang and it came out sounding pretty good. I just do it and it happens.

We're all the same, we all think its better somewhere else; its better being older if you're younger - or its better being younger when we're older.

How sweet for those faring badly to forget their misfortunes even for a short time.

A lot of people are actually surprised when I do open up my mouth and smile a little bit, and crack a joke and drink a beer.