You can put these things into the hands of some Chinese and send him to Hong Kong and we'll have cleared chinks.

You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion.

Freedom is for honest people. No man who is not himself honest can be free – he is his own trap.

What is true for you is what you have observed yourself. And when you lose that, you have lost everything.

Never regret yesterday. Life is in you today and you make your tomorrow.

Nothing in Scientology is true for you unless you have observed it and it is true according to your observation

Scientology is the only specific (cure) for radiation (atomic bomb) burns.

They smell of all the baths they didnt take. The trouble with China is, there are too many chinks here.

To love in spite of all is the secret of greatness. And may very well be the greatest secret in this universe.

The test of true competence is the end result.

The only way you can control people is to lie to them. You can write that down in your book in great big letters. The only way you can control anybody is to lie to them.

I write humor as it's pretty much the only thing keeping me out of an asylum.

Awesome . . .” Jared spoke up from the other side of the room. “Ember, the Otherworld's wonder mutt.

To men pressed by their wants all change is ever welcome.

We're all just a bunch of sinners, but we do the best we can.

Don't blame yourself for other people's choices, including their choice of unhappiness.

When you're cornered, there are two things you can do: move or fight.

My definition of beauty is without rules. It can be the face of a beautiful 90-year-old woman that is full of stories and emotion. Beauty is what somebody's eyes communicate.

For souls nobly born, valor doesn't await the passing of years

Raul, man, he's like a Twinkie. He would survive a nuclear war.

You live in a country that makes it harder to raise children than any other country in the world. You vote for me and I'll give you family values.