You can reach stupidity only with a cannon ball.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

There are no right of wrong answers in goal setting. What works for you?

I began to think I quite liked her really. It's always so nice to meet someone more badly behaved than oneself.

Meat eating and a compassionate religion do not go hand in hand.

Life doesn't have plots and subplots and denouements. It's just a big collection of loose ends and dangling threads that never get explained.

I call myself a Sanatani Eternal Hindu, because I believe in the Vedas, the Upanishads, the Puranas, and all that goes by the name of Hindu scripture, and therefore in avataras and rebirth.

Hate is too heavy a burden to bear.

I believe we should encourage children to sing and play instruments from an early age.

There's only one list that's more illustrious than the list of directors who won the Palme d'Or. It's the list of directors who didn't.

And now we welcome the new year, full of things that have never been

He never stopped wanting to save the world.