You can say it too little, but you can never say, Thank You, too many times.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

This was what we did as a species, after all: we built ingenious devices, and we destroyed things.

Nothing of what is nobly done is ever lost.

On one tour, I was collecting stories about pet monkeys. You'd be surprised how many people have stories about monkeys. The problem is, most monkey stories end tragically.

Human beings have a vested interest in being trustworthy.

I just can't dance like no ones watching. I tried but it's futile.

It's easier to criticize somebody else, than to see yourself.

When I was younger, I never had that fascination.

The catchword I use with my classes is: The authority of the writer always overcomes the skepticism of the reader.

A film set is a workplace for me; it's my office, and nobody really wants to be in a stressful work environment.

When I was younger, I used to be super, super shy. I still find myself being scared of things.