You can scare off a lot of cowboys just by looking mean, I guess.

True maturity is only reached when a man realizes he has become a father figure to his girlfriends' boyfriend - and he accepts it

Self-parody is the first portent of age.

Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken fried steak.

Backward is just not a natural direction for Americans to look - historical ignorance remains a national characteristic.

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.

Uva uvum vivendo varia fit

People would be bored shitless if they had to love only the good in someone they care about.

A woman's love is like the morning dew. It's just as likely to settle on a horse turd as a rose.

Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.

Yesterday's gone on down the river and you can't get it back.

Use all the ugliness you’re feeling to make something beautiful

We want to develop the nationWe want to develop the stateWe want to develop the society, But very few of us wants let the neighbor grow.Then how could the world will grow.

Progress is hard on history.

When you begin moving toward excellence, you will find very little competition. You're competing with only 20% of the population.

Live your life by the hour, not by the day. What will you achieve in the next hour?

Just like styles change, music changes.

Morrissey wrote to me and said, I have a song for you and if we release it as a single, you'll be on the charts for the first time since 1972, I said, what time, where?

Saturday is an illusion.

You know, I'm not very good at magic - I can only do half of a trick. Yes - I'm a member of the Magic Semi-circle.

My heart wants roots My mind wants wings. I cannot bear Their bickerings.