You can't analyze God. He is too awesome, too big, too mysterious.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't grieve about.

My humanity, in common with all of God's children, gives the greatest flight to my full range of my possibilities.

You can get so many sounds out of one record. Every record can be used in some way.

Devotion is diligence without assurance. If faith were rational, it wouldn't be by definition faith. Faith is walking face-first and full speed into the dark.

I love therapy! There's nothing like talking to someone who has no emotional tie to your life

Do few things but do them well, simple joys are holy.

When I create a sports costume, I remember that it must not look - how do you say? - bedraggled.

With a hundred ways to do a dozen things, why not try it all?

Many of us do not believe in capital punishment, because thus society takes from a man what society cannot give.

Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I could do an interpretive dance that would answer that question for you.