You can't be that good; you work for me.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

True friends are like diamonds – bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.

Nobody understands how hard it is, being a captain.

The one that works the hardest comes out on top.

I watch movies occasionally, and I watch documentaries. Virtually nothing else.

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.

Everywhere we go and move on and change, something's lost--something's left behind. You can't ever quite repeat anything, and I've been so yours, here--

There is great joy in leading with authority, which is serving others by meeting their legitimate needs.

New York is an ugly city, a dirty city... But there is one thing about it. Once you have lived in New York and it has become your home, no place else is good enough.

Children can be the most cruel creatures alive. They have the herd instinct of prejudice against any outsider, and they are merciless in its indulgence.

We are reminded that anger doesn't solve anything. It builds nothing, but it can destroy everything.