You can't be twenty-four hours of just Bush-bashing.

You don't have to think exactly like me. When people go, "I don't agree with everything you say," you know what, if you agree with everything anyone says, you're an idiot.

I don't know how many times a phone call or e-mail starts with, "I don't agree with anything you say but you're funny as hell so I listen to your show, I love your show."

You don't have to be straight. You just have to shoot straight.

Fox succeeds because it's entertaining. It's like a rightwing freak show.

I was actually abandoned by wolves and then raised by Republicans.

My politics just kind of developed over time as a reaction.

Is it possible that more black people hate the President than are actually alive?

I like fighters. That's why I love Russ Feingold. I love Barbara Boxer. And Howard Dean and John Conyers. Democrats I talk to around the country want their leaders to come out and fight for them.

I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball.

This is so sexist. I mean, are we really going to put this as a standard of something we are going to judge our presidential candidates by?

Mere talents does not give glory to God but a humble heart.

Yeah, I get to fight in 'Eclipse.' My trainer is teaching me MMA right now. So. Cool.

I guess I'm a very keen observer, and I'd like to think I have a good imagination.

The blood of a goat will shatter a diamond.

I tell people view the federal government as a source of entertainment. It's a lot easier.

Time pulses from the afternoon like blood from a serious wound.

Two things distinguish nonviolent actions from violent actions. First, you don't see an enemy and second, your intention is not to make the other side suffer.

He didn't slam the door, didn't rage, didn't weep, he simply left.

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when.'

The difference between a bad artist and a good one is: the bad artist seems to copy a great deal; the good one really does.