You can’t believe how bleeding scary the sea is! There’s, like, whales and storms and shit! They don’t bloody tell you that!

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I love you for who you are, not who the world thinks you should be.

What kind of person doesn't let you have gummi bears?

You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far.

Please, I'm a transgender former boy-bander. You think I don't know how to defend myself?

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We have work to do if you are not to be a total failure like high-waisted, acid-wash jeans.

Because 'You're perfect just the way you are, ' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic.

Agent Jones held Sinjin’s face in his hands. “I’m going to make balloon animals. People need balloon animals.”“How right you are, strange delusional man, ” Sinjin said.

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Knowledge is nothing without good attitude.

Life is a dance between heaven and earth, the ebb and flow of life.

What if it's the thereand not the herethat I long for?The wanderand not the wait, the magicin the lost feetstumbling downthe faraway streetand the way the moonnever hangsquite the same.

Mortified at the speed with which intimacy evaporates.

I've been called to the slums of the streets and the ditches of the world.

He [Caesar] loved the treason, but hated the traitor.

To plant trees is to give body and life to one's dreams of a better world.

I feel I belong in the movie business and I belong in the security business. It's a natural for me.

You do not have to be The fastest starter. Just be a starter! You will, without fail, Reach your destination-sun.

Grief hath two tongues; and never woman yet Could rule them both without ten women's wit.