You can't blame anyone else, ... , no one but yourself. You have to make your own choices and live every agonizing day with the consequences of those choices.

Lies are neither bad nor good. Like a fire they can either keep you warm or burn you to death, depending on how they're used.

My coping mechanism with my dyslexia is to use wit and humor.

Hooking on scuba gear and blindly diving into zombie-infested water is a wonderful way to mix the two childhood terrors of being eaten and drowning.

Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education but certainly for protection from an undead attack.

There comes a point where emotions must give way to objective facts.

Zombies let us explore notions of the apocalypse - no water, food, medical care, the government imploding - while letting us sleep at night.

The monsters that rose from the dead, they are nothing compared to the ones we carry in our hearts

Fear is the most valuable commodity in the universe...Turn on the TV...What are you seeing? People selling their products? No. People selling the fear of you having to live without their products.

But no matter what happens to the surviving humans, there will always be the walking dead.

Remember; no matter how desperate the situation seems, time spent thinking clearly is never time wasted.

Whatever you say, sweetheart.” He sent her a wink, a devilish one, the same one he no doubt used to sear the panties off his dates.

I write in longhand on yellow legal pads.

I dedicate myself and work hard in the weight room and treat every practice as if it were a game.

The bad news for journalists today is that the media, however seriously people who are in the public eye take it, is not taken as seriously as it once was - by the public.

Beer is God's way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy.

The language of men was involved with only one hemisphere in order to leave the other free for the language of the gods.

When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.

Jesus’ Cross shows the full force of evil, but also the full power of God’s mercy.

Put me up in front of a million people and ask me to speak. I'll flop. But put me behind my drums and I'll always go with it.

You cannot sell a man who isn't listening; word of mouth is the best medium of all; and dullness won't sell your product, but neither will irrelevant brilliance.