You can't catch trout with dry breeches.

Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

I don't want the cheese. I just want to get out of the trap.

With bread and wine you can walk your road.

From a fallen tree all make kindling.

You can't have more bugs than a blanketful.

Don't offer me advice give me money.

Drink nothing without seeing it sign nothing without reading it.

Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.

He who fears death cannot enjoy life.

I can still count on one hand the number of men I've slept with.

With all the abundance we have of computers and computing, what is scarce is human attention and time.

Lustre of man walking proud beneath the sky diminishes to nothing and goes unregarded.

My atheism, like that of Spinoza, is true piety towards the universe and denies only gods fashioned by men in their own image, to be servants of their human interests.

To any action there is always an opposite and equal reaction; in other words, the actions of two bodies upon each other are always equal and always opposite in direction.

Part of being creative is not being super-duper focused.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

In life, be a participant, not a spectator.

The bandstand is an incredible space. It is really a sacred space. One of the things that is really sacred about it is that you have no opportunity to think about the future, or the past.