You can't change people but you can effect a change in them by your behavior.

When we look for differences instead of similarities, we create barriers for trust.

The easiest way to maintain happiness is to lower your expectations of other people and raise them of yourself!

Action and flexibility create opportunity

Goals are like the gas in your car, you may go in many different directions after you fill up, but with out the gas you are not going anywhere

Squirrels are just rats with good publicity

Knowledge is not power; Implementation is power

I cannot tolerate my bad behavior in another person for 10 seconds

Most of us forget the basics and wonder why the specifics don't work.

Practice makes polish and polish makes money.

If time heals all wounds, then why are there so many ticked off old people walking around.

You can’t keep messing me around like this. It’s been going on too long. I can’t take it anymore. I get sick every time you come around. Then I get sick when you leave. You’re like a disease to me.

Like a lot of people, for a long time I thought that the road to hell is paved with bad sequels.

The worst of revolutions is a restoration.

May we never confuse honest dissent with disloyal subversion.

Silver and gold are not the only coin; virtue too passes current all over the world.

I honestly don't know how you live without having a cat inside your house. It's like having a little living piece of art that is also very warm and soft.

There are so many ways a family can unravel. All it takes is a tiny slash of selfishness, a rip of greed, a puncture of bad luck. And yet, woven tightly, family can be the strongest bond imaginable.

Since my father died and I stopped trusting my mother, no one else's arms have made me feel this safe.

By suffering God's will, we learn to do God's will.

The fact that you can say stuff to people that other people are only thinking is always fun. It's a great tool for comedic moments, as well.