You can't claim you're for peace if you're not willing to disturb it.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Volunteering abroad is a powerful force for change but only if you choose the right project.

It ain't over 'til it's over.

If I had to do it all again, I would still want my same daughter and two sons; through laughter, tears, prayers, and blessings.

But as they say about sharks, it's not the ones you see that you have to worry about, it's the ones you don't see.

Caelum non animum mutant qui trans mare currunt. (They change their sky, not their soul, who rush across the sea.)

So if you're negative, you live longer? That sounds like a cruel joke.

I have assimilated Western thought and its clarity, but, in fact, I am solidly rooted in the passive Eastern nature and remain rebellious to any action.

Just when you think you've hit rock bottom, you realize you're standing on another trapdoor.

I don’t trust air I can’t see.

I do miss competing, being out there - the atmosphere, I do miss it.