You can't control the way people are going to describe you.

Don't ever rob a bank. Enjoy life. Have fun. Choose to be happy now; don't wait until you're 'successful,' because honestly, I was as happy when we were unemployed and scrounging around for a buck.

Everything's a lot easier when you work with someone you know just about as well as you know yourself.

With all of my films if I get one bad review and a bunch of good reviews the bad one is the only one that will stay with me, which really sucks!

There is a point you can definitely lose the audience and sometimes you don't know where it is.

I know guys. I know the way they think.

The guy I've never worked with that is pissing me off is Tom Hanks. I want to work with Tom Hanks more than anyone.

To the critics: You always complain that Hollywood never gives you new stuff, and then when you get it, you flip out. Lighten up.

If I was not allowed to mention that I was in the film industry, I could go six months without getting a kiss.

Movie 43 is about the hardest R Rated comedy ever.

You know, I'm not sure I ever even had a blind date!

We got through it. Haven made excuses for me to friends, and made an appointment with a terrific doctor, who put me on Effexor, 150 milligrams a day, enough to get my brain straightened out.

KERRYANNE: Well, if I’m so spectacular why did my husband leave me for her?” KURT: (Poor baby.) Because he’s a weak *ssh*le, and you were way too much woman for him.

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack.

I love when I am outside my comfort zone.

Not everything is about you," Clary said furiously. "Possibly," Jace said, "but you do have to admit that the majority of things are.

You can go through the process. You can also change. You can do both. Uh, you can do one, the other, or both. And I think it depends on the individual.

The shallow teapot does the most spouting, and boils dry most quickly!

It may be healthier to eat beer and franks with cheer and thanks, than to eat sprouts and bread with doubts and dread.

I have to remind myself that some birds aren’t meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright.

The only question is how to make love stay.