You can't direct without a good crew.

When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.

The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able to say you're not the most important person to yourself.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!

When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy

What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

A sandwich and a cup of coffee, and then off to violin-land, where all is sweetness and delicacy and harmony.

Even the best Mindset will become contaminated and eventually blunted in a toxic organisational culture.

Theories might inspire you, but experiments will advance you.

We all make mistakes. It is in our human nature. It just happens, it's nature's way to keep life interesting.

A man's real possession is his memory. In nothing else is he rich, in nothing else is he poor.

The juxtaposition of words - the color, feeling, and sound of the words together - has as much to do with the story as the narrative itself does.

The nuclear bomb took all the fun out of war.

When a nation issues ultimatums, it leaves no room for compromise and ensures that war will continue.

Don't bite off your head to spite your nose.

The problem with liberal Protestantism in America is not that it has not been orthodox enough, but that it has lost a lot of religious substance