You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried; you float.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

My only regret in the theater is that I could never sit out front and watch me.

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

Often the contempt of vainglory becomes a source of even more vainglory, for it is not being scorned when the contempt is something one is proud of.

Self-confident people are mindful about spending their time, energy, and interests on things that truly matter.

A friend recently shared that even if he is in a rough mood, when someone smiles at him it enhances his kindness and encourages him to project a better attitude.

To me, boxing isn't about the other person. It's about me. My inner struggles. It works for me.

The small and simple things you choose to do today will be magnified into great and glorious blessings tomorrow.

If you're a writer, you just keep following the path - keep going deeper and deeper into the things that interest you.

Many of us think that compassion drains us, but I promise you it is something that truly enlivens us.

All we do our prayers our work our suffering is for Jesus. Our life has no other reason or motivation.

When someone wants something then they should be aware that they are taking a risk. But this is precisely what makes life interesting.

Thus sometimes hath the brightest day a cloud; And after summer evermore succeeds Barren winter, with his wrathful nipping cold: So cares and joys abound, as seasons fleet.