You can't fake wrestling. We can fake punch, but with wrestling you just have to go ahead and do it. You really need to see the hand hit the face, the head butting and everything.

Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger.

I had people in my life who were insane and negative, but they taught me how not to be, how I didn't want to end up.

Someday you'll miss her like she missed you. Someday you'll need her like she needed you. Someday you'll love her and she won't love you.

I think that the divorce rate's over 50% for a reason. I don't think people are taking enough time now to really see if they can make it work and live together.

I have a theory that as nice and sweet as you can be equates to how dangerous you can be.

Everyone's a nerd inside. I don't care how cool you are.

Just relax and really say what you're actually thinking, and not what you think people want to hear.

Sometimes a thong completely betrays you.

I sort of became infatuated with soldiers. I got to know some of them and got a little perturbed with Hollywood making a spectacle out of them and making them look like they have screwed up somehow.

I auditioned for a Pepsi commercial, and I got it, and that was incredibly fun. So I thought, Well, maybe I should try this acting thing.

You can woo a girl with a poem, but you can't hold onto her with a poem. Not even with a poetry movement.

That is to say, I pray for you. And there's an intimacy in it. That's the truth.

I must always forget how one word is able to pick out another, to manner another, until I have got something I might have said... but did not.

Beauty is that Medusa's head which men go armed to seek and sever, and dead will starve and sting forever.

Justin Timberlake is terrific in this film. I told him it's time to stop singing.

I love America because it is a confused, chaotic mess - and I hope we can keep it this way for at least another thousand years. The permissive society is the free society.

Insensibility, of all kinds, and on all occasions, most moves my imperial displeasure

There is no short cut to achievement. Life requires thorough preparation - veneer isn't worth anything.

Men can't be trusted with pruning shears any more than they can be trusted with the grocery money in a delicatessen . . . They are like boys with new pocket knives who will not stop whittling.

I'm the sexiest when I'm happy because it brings out a lot of confidence.