You can’t fight if you’re drunk, ” she n

The elf was armed with a bow, a sword, and an overwhelming sense of his own importance.

He ate with all the restraint of a nymphomaniac at an orgy.

A golden dragon. Splendid. My life expectancy has just become shorter than a gnome’s todger.

If I wanted a life of chastity I’d live with my wife.

Skies are crying, I am watching, Catching teardrops in my hands.Only silence, as it's ending, Like we never had a chance.Do you have to make me feelLike there's nothing left of me?

Opportunities come and they are manifested too

She was born in the year of our Lord only knows. The years that a woman subtracts from her age are not lost. They are added to other women's.

Teachers can change lives with just the right mix of chalk and challenges.

We cannot stand still or slip backwards. We must go forward now together.

I don't miss London much. I find it crowded, vast and difficult to get around. Cabs are incredibly expensive.

In Count Julian I simply proposed to create a text which would allow for diverse levels of reading.

For every person is a gaping space waiting to be filled with God.

Youever insult Bride again, I swear I'll rip your throat out and feed you to the gators in the swamp. You understand me?" - Vane

For me, the safest place is out on a limb.