You can't find the answers on the bottom of a whiskey glass, but if you look hard enough you'll forget the questions.

Don't aim to plant churches. Aim to plant a church that will plant many other churches.

We'd rather have faithful Jews, Baptists or Buddhists than some of the Catholics who nearly run you over in the parking lot after Mass.

In the morning sow thy seed, and in the evening withhold not thine hand: for thou know not whether shall prosper, either this or that, or whether they both shall be alike good.

If voting wasn't important, why would they be spending so much time and so much energy trying to stop you from doing it?

How little do the wisest among us know of that which is so important to us all.

Lux spent the ride dialing the radio for her favorite song. "It makes me crazy," she said. "You know they're playing it somewhere, but you have to find it.

You want to play in the best stadiums against the best players - your Real Madrid's and Barcelona's - you want to play those teams.

When you're winning the grass is greener, the cigars are sweeter and the girls are better looking!

There is no greater anti-Semite that the Jewish one, and none hates the Jewish people more than the Jewish traitor and apostate.

The rate of return on Social Security for people nearing retirement is about 1.5 percent. By the time young children like mine are ready to retire, that rate of return will be a negative percentage.

Less than seventy-five years after it officially began, the contest between capitalism and socialism is over: capitalism has won.

Political truth is libel; religious truth, blasphemy.