You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

You can't fix stupid.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!

I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn't care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.

I love my Pain, Because this is the only gift which i received by My most loving person.and its so costly for me

Aww." Sarah patted Mr Trinozka on one of his shoulders. "How cute are you?" She turned to Charlotte. "I love country monsters." Sarah, Witch of the 13th Generation

One person can make a difference, and every person should try.

Who do you think controls the Republican Party? Big money controls the Republican Party. This is where their campaign contributions come from.

Modeling is a profession where your worth is tied up with looks.

The technology of the time dictated the way things looked.

It's fun to play a character who lives on the edge, who is an ethical and moral mess, and is paying the price for some of his actions.

Golf is a game of endless failure and frustration.

We cannot expect you to be with us all the time, but perhaps you could be good enough to keep in touch now and again.

Logic has its use and metaphysics has its use, but neither of them is of much help in the making of a creed.