You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

Extraordinary people survive under the most terrible circumstances and they become more extraordinary because of it.

I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people.

Globalisation will make our societies more creative and prosperous, but also more vulnerable.

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.

The founding document of the United States of America acknowledges the Lordship of Jesus Christ because we are a Christian nation.

If we get the capabilities, NATO, along with the European Union, can do amazing things.

You fog the mind, you stir the soul.

Devolution will kill Nationalism stone dead.

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

Women with whiskers... its a bummer.

Don't be afraid of enemies who attack you. Be afraid of the friends who flatter you.

To be a success, dream with open eyes, have faith in your defined purpose, and act with deep love.

In music the passions enjoy themselves.

When a self-evident truth is presented, don't be surprised when self-centeredness fights back...

Americans have powerfully sensed that we're off track. There is a structural challenge in our economy that needs to be addressed.

Socialism will be here the day we share our profits to the degree we share our failures.

Forgiving presupposes remembering.

I'm a sponge. I'm obsessed with comedy. I'm obsessed with the idea that you can make somebody laugh, and I love to be around people who can make other people laugh.

My business is making people, especially children, happy.

But thou that didst appear so fair To fond imagination, Dost rival in the light of day Her delicate creation.